He~llo.

These days my hayfever's been really terrible and I am in the process of dying...
It's all because my eyes are abnormally itchy!
I can endure the snot but there's nothing I can do when my eyes are itchy.
The opthamologist prescribed some eyedrops but they ain't effective!! Charliatan!!
And because of that I've been keeping the air cleaner on full blast and gulping Chinese blackberry tea, which is said to be effective against hayfever.
After that, there's [Aibon].
For that reason, if there's anybody who knows how to curb the eye ichiness of hayfever, please instruct me in your ways.

I'll be shippin venom in the later half of the month, so please wait a little longer.
It's a pretty good album.

It's late, but thank you for the chocolate.

3.5 Hora (Hammer Time)

Aaaw ^^ Someone sent him chocolate?! That's sooo cute *squee* So...I'm sorry it took me so long to update with this, but I've been reallllly realllly abnormally busy. I don't plan on stopping translating anytime soon though; please don't worry. Aibon is for people with contacts and dry eyes.

After doing some thinking, I came up with the perfect solution to Hora's hayfever problem. And that is.......swim goggles. All he has to do is wear them all around the place and the pollen will never even get near his eyes. It might look really funny to the unenlightened, but he can probably cosplay while he's at it and then he'll just look like an otaku. And that is my advice. I probably won't send it to him thoughbecause I don't think he took my Kocha cooling advise last time and had him sit on potatoes. I'm just not appreciated, and I can accept that but I'm not going to bother then :p

...And Lol MC Hammer. Sometimes I think of how there are young people running around who never knew the joy of laughing at his pants and I feel kind of sorry for them. I have a homey. He's a 40 year old spanish guy at work, and every day I say, "yo homey wazzap?" and he says, "Jo, I nacha homey nigga" and then he makes gorilla sounds. He's my best homey ever.

I'm serious. I really like that guy. His name is Jesus, like most other Spanish speaking males over 18.