GOD SYNTHESIS TRANSLATIONS 4

Recently I impulsively bought the “Metal Gear Solid 2” game.
The main character’s like an American special military personelle, and so of course he destroys things bang bang with rifles and bayonets and the like.
And when I tried to attack my allies with the bayonet for a test, those characters got mad and said, “Quit foolin’ around,” and in the end I got shot with a machine gun. I somehow found this unforeseen ally counterattack funny and thought, “Woah! I got killed by my allies! Dahaha.”. So I started meaninglessly shooting them with a rifle and stuff, and they counterattacked, and I thought, “Dahaha! I just got shot by my allies again!”...and man who tortures himself for fun just a little Hora here. I’m Gold Knight. I’m Scorpion Milo. Horodoniz Meruchi! Before, when I was driving my car, I saw a techno wiz lady speed by on a motorcycle.

Yes. And continuing, the time of hay fever has finally come. I think those who don’t have an allergy to pollen will not understand this pain, but it really is true suffering! I have older brother of 3 years, and he’s had hay fever from long, long ago, and ever year at this time he would writhe in pain saying “Wah! I can’t stop sneezing!” When I saw him I thought “Hahaha! What incompetent, powerless creatures humans are. Weakling! Weakling!”
On the news and such I would hear, “Today there is a large amount of pollen in the air.” But I would just think, “Heh, pollen? Things like that don’t affect me! Futilefutilefutilefutile~!,” and paid no attention to it whatsoever. But then three years ago all of the sudden my eyes began itching, and when I went to the opthamologist’s my hay fever assessment was quickly proclaimed. “This is perfect hay fever. Too bad. Huh.”
“I’m hay fever? I can’t allow this! Absolutely not allowed!” I thought, and asked him, “Really? I haven’t felt anything whatsoever until now. Hay fever? Are you sure?” When I did this, the honorable doctor replied, “Ah, everyone says that, huh…I understand you don’t want to admit it, but I’m sorry to say it’s hay fever.”

And because of that, for the past 3 years, hayfever. It’s bothersome.

And this year’s the worst. If I leave my house for just a little while my eyes get strangely itchy, and then I start sneezing like crazy, and then snot comes out my nose, and it’s a triple handicap. One the good side, I’ve made it my work to do my musical production in my own house and it’s not necessary for me to go out, so if I have to go out I can endure it. And yet that’s still bothersome, and I can’t focus on my music.
On the bad side, I couldn’t stand my eye itch and rubbed it, and now part of my right eyeball is swollen in settlement.
Everybody, if you know any good medicine or pollen counter-measures, please tell me.

By the way, I was exchanging mail with Kaya before this, but he’s managed to get his site up. Maybe you already know? It’s a very beautifully Kaya-like site. There’s a link in the top page, and everyone go look!

Oh, and I plan to send “Inner Universe” out some time the last third of March. Please wait a little longer.
Next I’m thinking I’ll make an instrumental album after all.

Later.

translated by Faith March 16, 2005

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