There is nose porn out there, but I didn't particularly feel like
looking it up. So I suppose cold medicine could be kinky to some.
I was thinking, and having a cold could be a really good super power.
Like, the villian could sneeze and immobilize the entire town with snot.
I heard that was the original plot for Resident Evil. The zombies weren't
originally zombies, they were actually just military personelle with really
bad colds, and you'd be walking around and you' hear this "sneeeeeerrrtt"
sound and a guy would jump out at you and you'd have to throw tissues
at him (the non-gentle-on-your-nose-Puffs kind). But that didn't
really lead to much of anywhere and so they replaced them with bloodthirsty
zombies instead. Oh well...
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