[Ride the wave of “healthy”! And now I Megaflare you.]: the life story of Mike Maki.

 

 

Yo scum. This might be Hora.
A couple of days ago those who habitually care for me were extra nice and took me to a famous Chinese restaurant. And, while wondering if maybe there isn’t something wrong with always mooching off people, I gobbled up everything they brought out in sucession (laughs). Oh, but I had frog for the first time! I never had it before, and it was a 70% enjoyable, 30% fearful kind of feeling. But in the end, when I finally go down to trying it it was good, and I glorped it all and now I’m full...full...
And peach manju are Uber~good too!
I dunno, maybe I absorbed a little Greatness of Frog, but since then I’ve been in perfect style. I’m Kiyoshi Nakahata! I’m lookin’ good here! Wipin' out on the glorious wave of “healthy”! Surely I’m a genius. I’ve been thinking this for a long time, but I’ve revised things and have now seen everything in a whole new light. “I, and my existance, are as close as possible... to God. Or maybe I AM God,” I have thought. I won’t lose to anyone! Dahaha! Now even if Bahamut comes it appears I will be victorious. Megaflare!!
And, this picture’s for you. Hyuck~! Kocha~n! It’s not “Cats Love Friskies,” it’s “Kochans loves Friskies.” He glorps it too, so much I’ve been wondering if he isn’t really a secret Friskies agent (laughs). Those of the Friskies company, won’t you use my Kochan in a CM?

Right then, anyone going to Osaka?

Hora (2004.02.24)

*Mike Maki is a talent with a surfer son who has no talent. But he still tries to use surfing terms whenever he can...I guess Hora doesn't like him. Or just wanted to megaflare someone.


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